Trademarked/Copyrighted and Legit
We have trademarked the logo and brand and copyrighted the story "Dex and $WOODY's Market Mayhem" with aspirations of producing it into a legitimate Degen cartoon on stream.  Its Futurama meets Rick and Morty with a crypto-trading, balls-out twist. Dex and $WOODY's Market Mayhem is the wildest trading floor show in the galaxy. Greenlight this shit and let’s moon! 

$WOODY, a nervous, wide-eyed plank of wood with a knack for overreacting and Dex, a slick, cigar-chomping alien stockbroker, team up in a high-stakes animated comedy set in the chaotic world of crypto and stock markets. The duo work at a futuristic Wall Street firm called "Galactic Gains," where Dex trades interplanetary cryptocurrencies and stocks with a cool, calculated demeanor. Woody, his loyal but anxiety-ridden assistant, constantly fears the market will crash—or that Dex’s shady deals will get them both probed by interstellar regulators.

The show takes place in a neon-lit metropolis called Nova York, a hub for alien traders. Galactic Gains is a towering skyscraper with zero-gravity boardrooms, and a "Panic Room" where Woody often hides. The office is filled with quirky coworkers like a caffeine-addicted robot analyst named Bit-Bot and a telepathic intern who predicts market trends by reading minds.

Dex is a smooth-talking risk-taker, always chasing the next big trade, whether it’s Martian meme coins or asteroid mining stocks. He’s confident to a fault, often dragging Woody into wild schemes—like bribing a space pirate to manipulate crypto prices or sneaking into a rival firm’s server room to steal market data. $WOODY, on the other hand, is the voice of reason (or panic), constantly warning Dex about consequences while trying to keep their jobs—and lives—intact. Their opposing personalities lead to hilarious misadventures, but they always have each other’s backs.

Episodes 1-3

"The Meme Coin Heist" - Dex convinces Woody to help him rig a viral meme coin launch by hiring a gang of influencer space squirrels. But $WOODY accidently leaks the scam on a live stream, forcing the duo to flee from angry investors.

"Shorting the Black Hole" - Dex bets the firm’s entire portfolio on shorting a black hole energy stock, but when the black hole starts expanding, $WOODY must travel to its event horizon to unplug the power grid—while Dex distracts regulators with a fake alien invasion. 

"Pump and Dump Planet" - Dex discovers a new planet rich in "quantum gems" and pumps its stock to astronomical heights. But when $WOODY learns the planet is a scam—a hologram created by a rival trader—they must crash the market before they’re exposed.

The show blends humor with lighthearted jabs at financial greed, market volatility, and the absurdity of modern trading trends like NFTs and crypto. Woody and Dex’s friendship teaches lessons about trust, teamwork, and knowing when to take risks—or run for cover.

Fast-paced, absurd, and packed with visual gags—like Woody splintering in fear or Dex’s cigar smoke forming stock charts or dollar signs . Think "The Office" meets "Rick and Morty" with a Wall Street/Degen twist.